Poem #5

Being Me ^_^

Being me,

Is the best thing,

That happened to me,

In my life.

Being me

Means being no one else,

but me.

Being me,

Is not always fun,

But can it be fun,

By being someone else?

No!

‘Cos being me,

Is the best!

p/s: if you steal my poem, I might not know but my God does. And if you're agnostic, my God would still know.

Learning New Lingo At School

assalamualaikum (Sejak2 jadi cikgu nih dh slalu bagi salam)

hihihihihi

okei. today i want to talk about some new lingos i learnt at school.

1. bahan

meaning: pedajal/kutuk

contoh: "CIkgu, saya taknak aa shuffle kat padang perhimpunan. nanti tak habis2 kena bahan.

2.bagai

meaning: macam-macam hal/ntahapehapentah

contoh:

"Cikgu, saya nak pegi toilet boleh?"

"Tak boleh."

"Cikgu tolong la!"

"Nanti kalau awak tak balik macam mane? kalau awak jatuh tangga lepas klua
toilet sape nak jawab???"

"Cikgu ni bagai la".

3.touchy

meaning: sensitive

contoh:

budak: Cikgu comel la hari ni.
cikgu: oh ye ke?

budak: tapi kalau cikgu slim skit lagi comel.

cikgu: (buat muka harimau)

budak: ala...ilek arr cikgu. cikgu nih touchy la.

dan macam2 lagi perkataan yang aku baru dengar, or perkataan yang aku tau tapi penggunaannya tak sama...alahai...

patutla korang tak lulus bm. isk.

Budak-Budak Zaman Sekarang Part II

One day, I asked the students to copy something from the blackboard. Disebabkan saiz saya yang agak besar, saya menghalang pandangan pelajar. Maka...

Student: Please Ticer!
Teacher: Yes dear?
Student: Please teacher can you pass away?

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aku tak tau nak kate ape.terus bantai gelak kat situ.
isk.

Budak-budak Zaman Sekarang

now, before i present you my penemuan at the school that i am teaching rite now, i bear no responsibility for any injuries it might cause you when you accidentally fell off the chair either laughing, gasping, or just dumbfoundedly stare to the monitor.

teacher: class...what day is today?
students: monday (it was actually monday)...tuesday, wednesday, thursday...friday...!!!

student: ticer!
teacher: yes? (taking off blue tacks from the blackboards)
student: can i ask you something?
teacher: sure
student: ticer tak lenguh ke kunyah chewing gum?
teacher: why?
student: yela...hari hari tampal kertas kat papan hitam pakai chewing gum?
teacher: ini blue tack la!

warghhhh!!!

student: teacher! (it was always with that restless enthusiasm)
teacher: yes dear?
student: do you have a boyfriend?
teacher: ???
student: here's my phone number.lets go "deting" this weekend

student: ticer, toilet!
(yes, thats how they tell me when their bladder is full or when they need hair-fixing.)

student: ticer, toilet!
teacher: (smart-assly) i'm not a toilet, you know...
student: saye tahu.tapi saye nak pegi toilet.
teacher: class...how do you say "saye nak pegi toilet" in english?
class: ticer...toilet!

*kurang asam!!!*

student: ticer, bile ticer abis mengajar kat sini?
teacher: september.why?
student:well...kalau macam tu kite clash september la.
teacher:wtf???? (dalam ati je la) *smiles unwillingly*

class is too quiet.teacher Zura de Great tries to make the class cheerful.
teacher: come on you guys...cheer up a little bit!
student:...
teacher: you scare me!

student: teacher, why are you so quiet today?
teacher:why?
student: nothing...you scare me!

adoi...