Alimmah's Birthday - Kids Say the Darndest Things...

28th July is my second brother's daughter's birthday, and she turns 5 years old that day. And so her nice aunt called her to wish happy birthday.This is the record of the conversation:

Toot toot...
SIL:Sister-in-law
AM:Alimmah Majdina
NA:Nice Aunt (me :P~)


SIL: Hello?
NA: Hello Kak Beth, Alimmah mane?
SIL: Ade ni ha, (shouting) Alimmah! Mak Teh nak cakap Happy Birthday ni..!

Wait...wait...wait...
After one minute...

SIL: Die taknak cakap la Zura, abah die kasik basikal baru.Taknak turun langsung.
NA: Alahai...panggil la kejap?
SIL: Alimmah mari sini la...

Screech..screech..another 30 seconds...

AM: Taknak!Taknak! (shouting at the back)
NA: Letak je hp tu kat telinga dia.
SIL: Ok ok
NA: Alimmah, Mak Teh ni
AM: Hihihi...
(Screech screech...the sound of her grabbing at her hear to avoid her mother from forcing her to hear me)
NA: Alimmah, Happy Birthday...abah kasik ape?
AM: Basikal (giggle giggle)
NA: Ohh...cantik tak basikal?
AM: Cantikla... (giggle giggle)
NA: Alimmah nak hadiah ape?
AM: Nak selipar!!!
NA: Ha? Selipar? (There goes my RM20)
AM: Ye la Mak Teh..aperdaaaa.. (???)
NA: Ha...yela...nanti Mak Teh pegi umah Alimmah Mak Teh beli.
AM: (Giggle giggle)
NA: Alimmah, kasi telefon kat ibu
AM: (Giggle giggle)
NA: Alimmah!
AM: Hihihihi (More giggle) Thump!
SIL: Ko dengar tak anak sedare ko lepas telefon aku macam tu je
NA: Dengar...okeyla..kirim salam kat Abang Mi.Assalamualaikum.

Seriously, since when does wishing happy birthday became so difficult?
Anyways, Happy 5th Birthday, Alimmah Majdina.

Hugs and Kisses,

Nice Aunt.

:P~~~~