now, before i present you my penemuan at the school that i am teaching rite now, i bear no responsibility for any injuries it might cause you when you accidentally fell off the chair either laughing, gasping, or just dumbfoundedly stare to the monitor.
teacher: class...what day is today?
students: monday (it was actually monday)...tuesday, wednesday, thursday...friday...!!!
student: ticer!
teacher: yes? (taking off blue tacks from the blackboards)
student: can i ask you something?
teacher: sure
student: ticer tak lenguh ke kunyah chewing gum?
teacher: why?
student: yela...hari hari tampal kertas kat papan hitam pakai chewing gum?
teacher: ini blue tack la!
warghhhh!!!
student: teacher! (it was always with that restless enthusiasm)
teacher: yes dear?
student: do you have a boyfriend?
teacher: ???
student: here's my phone number.lets go "deting" this weekend
student: ticer, toilet!
(yes, thats how they tell me when their bladder is full or when they need hair-fixing.)
student: ticer, toilet!
teacher: (smart-assly) i'm not a toilet, you know...
student: saye tahu.tapi saye nak pegi toilet.
teacher: class...how do you say "saye nak pegi toilet" in english?
class: ticer...toilet!
*kurang asam!!!*
student: ticer, bile ticer abis mengajar kat sini?
teacher: september.why?
student:well...kalau macam tu kite clash september la.
teacher:wtf???? (dalam ati je la) *smiles unwillingly*
class is too quiet.teacher Zura de Great tries to make the class cheerful.
teacher: come on you guys...cheer up a little bit!
student:...
teacher: you scare me!
student: teacher, why are you so quiet today?
teacher:why?
student: nothing...you scare me!
adoi...
